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KENNETH RUNTH-ARTHURS WIFE, MARJABELLE, IS CURRENTLY MISSING
MARJABELLE WAS LAST SEEN AT DUNEDIN'S PLEASURE MASSAGE PARLOUR AT ROUGHLY 10:30PM ON WEDNESDAY THE 27TH JUNE, 2018. THESE PHOTOS LATER SURFACED ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE, FACEBOOK.COM, OF MARJABELLE RUNTH-ARTHUR WITH ONE, OR MULTIPLE, MASKED UNIDENTIFIABLE MALES. OTHER INFORMATION, YET UNCONFIRMED, SUGGESTS THAT MARJABELLE IS NOW LIVING OFF THE COAST OF CENTRAL AMERICA, IN THE BRITISH VIRGIN ISLANDS.
KENNETH IS VERY UPSET WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT HIS WIFE MIGHT BE ENJOYING HERSELF, AND DEMANDS SHE RETURNS TO TAKE CARE OF HIM AND THEIR NINE RETIRED GREYHOUNDS.
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